The Horrorscope

It’s time to present to you the first Horrorscope of this blog.

Aries March 21 – April 19

You will find yourself in a room with strangers. Dead strangers, amongst them will be one which took care of a certain pet of yours.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

Does the number 5 mean anything to you? If yes, don’t run the tape. If no, then you’ll be sure to find out soon enough.

Gemini May 21 – June 20

You’ll get in hold of a lot of money that belongs to a person you don’t want to be connected with. And he’ll do anything to get his money back.

Cancer June 21 – July 22

Don’t believe in zombies? Look outside your window.

Leo July 23 – August 22

Someone you owe something is coming to reel in the favour. And it’s not going to get pretty.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

You’ll find love. Too bad love ain’t always pretty. Especially if it’s holding a blood-drenched butcher knife.

Libra September 23 – October 22

Seems as if that certain neighbour finally is going to “take care of” that pet of yours in the end.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

Look out for poisoned drinks. Especially that coffe you just drank.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Remember that Martial Arts class you took a while ago? You’re gonna need it.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19

Life is the sweetest thing. Too bad the same can’t be said about your death.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18

I just hope you’re fast enough to swim away from sharks.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

One might say that you’ll… lose your head. Yeeaaaah!

Disclaimer: These are all made up. Get a sense of dark humour, will ya?

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