You know the new movie with Nicholas Cage? Where he supposedly drives angry? In frickin’ 3D*?! Well, it sucked.
* Read as “threeee deee”.
I’ll try to make this as “professional” as possible, but try to remember that I’m no professional still.
The movie is all about Nicholas Cage’s character Milton which starts everything off by comically blasting people up.
This keeps on and then other people start to beat each other up and it’s quite comical until right after the climax where the white trash woman-beater says: “Why is everyone beating me up today?!”
Then it goes downhill very fast. The movie wasn’t even good to begin with, and Nicholas Cage reminded me of why I don’t watch movies which he stars in; he can’t act. Or more like, he doesn’t need to act. He can do a Seagal and get away with it. The only movie where he’s superb and is still acting well is Face Off (man, is that movie great). Billy Burke was good but his character was very weird. And the female protagonist was good too, but a little too… eccentric? Ok, maybe it was only Nicholas Cage that didn’t act well. The others couldn’t help the nature of their characters.
The plot is ridiculous and everything looks weird. Maybe because the producers wanted to cash in through the 3D effects. Probably they expected that the effects would take attention away from everything that the movie lacked.
I’m sorry everyone who put their time and souls into this movie, but I didn’t like it. If you still think it sounds amazing and want to watch it then go ahead. There are lots of violence, satanic cults, immortality and limping dudes there to watch. If you’re into that, that is.
This didn’t turn out professional at all.