I can’t believe that Nintendo released such a NES starter set as this one:
How could I not be aware of this until today?! How awesome isn’t this?
I’ll tell you! It’s totally rad!
When I reach The Dam level I pretty much feel like this:
I mean, it’s notoriously difficult and I’ve only managed to defeat it twice, and I’m counting not only the times I’ve failed but also the times I just gave up when my stomach acted up because of the stress invoked by the time limit. Damn it, it’s The Dam! Ha ha ha! Get it?
The first TMNT on Mario’s console pretty much ends in this situation: The turtles are dead, Mario is apoligizing for the treatment they got on his particular console and Splinter, Casey Jones and April are beyond themselves with grief.
Thank you, The Dam. Thank yee.
And yet you manage to be a very fun game to play. If that isn’t a paradox… then I guess it isn’t. But it could be. Why? Because I said so!