What’s your problem, kid? Why are you looking so distressed in the first picture? Why are you biting your game? Are you the reason why Gameboy games look like this?
And the Game Keeper? More like Dungeon Keeper! You don’t need that many accessories, man! The junk you’re wearing is too heavy to lift, right? Life’s not portable anymore? Ditch some of that crap, that bag won’t make it any more portable than it already is! There’s no reason to look as happy as you do in the second picture! Just get a backpack and you’ll be on the right track. Jeez.
(Actually I’m a bit jelaous of the kid, that bag looks awesome, but it’d be even more awesome if it looked like a brick Gameboy instead)
Now what’s your problem, dude? That excited over a game? You’ve got a chick hugging you, that’s what should excite you, not the game…wait, is that your mom? Are you playing a video game behind your mom’s back? That’s really clever. You’re going to be grounded, that’s what’s going to happen.
There has to be a sexual innuendo somewhere in the ad, I can feel it in my bones… oh, wait, I see it.
Oh my Lord.
First image from: http://gizmodo.com/vintage-ad/
Disclaimer: I really like these ads, I just think the extreme expressions are hilarious.