…it started when I was going to Pikachu but a cat came and said:
“Meowth, I guess you really are a Persian. Your manners aren’t really Golduck but take a look at my Pokénav and all its Porygons. I’ve recorded your deeds but doing so was really a Chansey operation. Geodude, it’s Pay Day, pay up or I’ll leak these.”
Suddenly his goons fell from the Dragonair and a random guy showed up and said:
“Don’t worry, I’ll Pokémon for ya'”.
And he did so and picked up the Pokénav and gave it to me and said:
“You don’t have to be a Machamp to deal with guys like these.”
I grew stronger by that speech and gave the man some Moomoo Milk to drink as a thanks but he said:
“No thanks, that’s Ghastly, I’ve got to think about my cholesterol.”
“Don’t worry, it’s Butterfree.”
Then I walked on and managed to get caught in a lot of electrical wires and got Electabuzzed. And that’s why I’m Koffing and Weezing.
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